Fuck sake look at this shit… I literally ignore everyone of these threads as soon as I see the avatar as I associate it with spam
I was contemplating whether or not I would grace this subforum with my presence and I decided it will only be on one condition. I will quit the UG and become an OG full timer if that’s what you want… say the word, there’s only so much of the GOAT to go around anyway.
What lead to the creation of what will be another legendary thread was when jfl I tried to start an official UFC event thread because I didn’t see @HongKongPhooey beat me to it (of course he did), but then some guys started nerd caging like it’s somehow an exciting tradition that a lifeless chinese spambot clickbait merchant starts every goddamn thread on the forum which he follows up replying to himself 15 times in a row to keep it bumped and god forbid anyone else tries to host these threads or he starts short circuiting 
Personally, I think these threads would be much more entertaining if some real non-bot posters like myself with a pulse hosted them once in a while.
The only reason the old UG was even alive for last half decade was because of me, NDA, Bucky, Barry and a couple others still gave it a pulse.
It’s lost all form of life and now feels like some Chinese dystopian future.
I will predict in advance that this thread will not only be the most exciting thread posted on the Ultimate Ground, but I will also single handedly defeat the mob who opposes me, and you will be left bumping my thread in desperation because HKP’s lifeless copy pasta spam bring so little joy to this shell of a sub forum.
So here is my condition…
I not only want an apology, but to be worshipped if you want me to save you from this chinese purgatory.
