I know a dude who is less than a cm taller than me who has always sworn that he’s 5’11 at least.
I’m 5’7, making him a weak 5’8 at best!
Heightism is a societal complex in America.
Hollywood Height = Two inches taller
I like lying down about my height, especially around guys shorter than me. Guys 5’10” will say they’re 6 feet tall and I’ll say I’m 6 feet when in reality I’m 6’2”. Makes them uncomfortable.
I use to check a lot of ID’s. Almost every man under 6’ tries to squeeze an extra 2-4” in there.
I’m 5’ 9.5” of course I round up to 5’10” at least I don’t claim 6’.
I’m 6’4” and do the exact same thing. lol
I’m 6”1 short dudes spaz out when I say this, it’s so funny
I might be 6’2” I haven’t checked in a while.
*spazzing out intensifies
Stolen valor Mr. Brady.
Your penalty is 2 minutes with a pit bull.
Is that a penalty or a reward?
For the longest time it never crossed my mind that someone would lie about their height. I’d be so confused by people in the 5’10"-6’2" range because they were seemingly vastly different heights.
Two friends that were both “6’2"” were standing near each other and looked like there was at least a 4" difference. I found out later one dude was 6’4" and would always lie about being shorter. Cracked me the fuck up cause it made my other buddy question himself. “Maybe I’m only 6’1"?” I’m dying thinking about it.
Same height and do the same thing. It’s fucking hilarious when people have put so much value into something they can’t control that they are offended that you’d imply you’re shorter than you actually are
You should claim to be 5’8" and watch the suicides commence.
i am maybe six four but tell people when they ask, I am 6’1 to watch guys wilt with their lies.
How many guys have you meet that are 5’11? haha but tons of six footers running around.
edit: i see others share my funny joke…it is only when someone asks me how tall or makes a comment about my height that I do it.
Youre only 6’2"?
-short guy
“Probably more like 6’3” with these shoes on" as I point to my leather dress shoes with a very thin sole. lol
meanwhile theyre wearing running shoe that make you 3 inches taller. lol
I got my first pair of timberlands for xmas. Did not realise they make you nearly 2 inches taller. I’m used to flatter shoes so felt weird as fuck wearing them!
I’m friends with a guy who’s always claimed to be 6’4. He does not even look 6’1 imo. But he has such a large build that people don’t question it at all.
who won?