What's the deal with gypsies?

There is an entire race of people who exist just to lie, steal, scam and find any excuse not to work?

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It’s one of those mind boggling things - they’re just allowed to do what they want.

They’ll drive their caravans onto a school playing field (somtimes when the kids are still running around on it) and then stay there as long as they want - setting fires, dumping sewage. All whilst commiting crime sprees in whichever unfortunate area theyve decided to ruin.

Police do pretty much nothing - there’s a ridiculous number of steps they need to take to remove them- even worse now that the gypsies - sorry, ‘travellers’, have discovered how poweful the victim card is.

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The condemnatory version states that as he made the nails to crucify Jesus Christ, the blacksmith and his kin were [condemned] to wander the earth and never settle.

The laudatory version states that a Romani stole the fourth nail of the crucifixion to repair his cart, the fourth nail being the one which would have pierced Jesus’s heart, and that ever since God has granted the Romani people the moral right to commit petty thefts for things they need on their travels. Writing for website Travellers Times, Damian Le Bas comments: “In reality, both stories are equally absurd, since Jesus was crucified long before the ancestors of today’s Romanies ever left India. But the facts have done little to sap the legends’ power.”

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We have a family of them in our county. They all live in the same subdivision out in the woods.

They have a paving service that gets so many complaints that they change the company’s name every year.

One is literally named “Fonzi” and they are believed to have murdered a man over a woman.
They claimed the guy flipped his truck, was thrown from the truck, then landed in the bed with his throat cut.

Edit* i saw a documentaty vidoe on them. They got the name Gypsy because they were thought to have been originally from egypt. They are from india, according to the vid.

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I got super duper double dog banned from Reddit for pointing out that black people could be just as shitty as Gypsies and thus a black redditor had no pedestal on which to stand while talking shit about Gypsies.

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“An entire race of people who exist just to lie,cheat steal and find any excuse not to work”
I thought you were talking about blacks there for a second

The ones’ Jimmy’s on about are of English/Irish traveller descent, not the Romi kind. Although I have had run in’s with those lot too!

Edit, I thought this was a different joke from him.

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Yes. Jews are inbred gypsies.

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What? Can’t find gypsies listed here

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We had a couple of groups of them in town when I was growing up. Lots of awesome trucks, and they all lived in 1 of 2 compounds. ^ coincidentally, they owned a paving business.

Easy to get rid of bodies in the paving/concrete business.

OP have you never been on the OG? There are PLENTY of non-gypsies that still fit your description of lying and scamming not to work here on the OG.

Gypsygirl70s is the worst

Some relatives rented to a gypo family once. They convinced them they were recent Italian immigrants. They paid on time in cash for 3 months, and then it took almost a year to get them out. They semi-stripped the rental before they left. Washer, dryer, stove, refrigerator, ceiling fans, carpet, and pad.

Our LEO relative said it could have been worse; he’d seen them pull all the wire, outlets, sockets, switches, bathroom cabinets, toilets, and fixtures.

Here in az, we have uppity scottsdale gypsies. They fight at the golf course , they try to fight at Houstons, until they got their asses beat by a former nhl player.

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I love when the gypsies fake playing the accordion with the boombox right next to them outside the grocery store with some gypsy woman and two damned kids and some Karen stops to give them money.

I was at the same grocery store with my kid and a lady came up with cart full of food and told me her kids are starving and asked for money. I said, “Get away from me gypsy” in my best Borat voice. My kid was in utter shock. Had to fill them in on gypsies.

Another day I was driving and a gypsy was standing by the stoplight begging about a 1/2 mile from my house. I rolled down my window told him if my daughters bike turns up missing I’m going to find him and beat his ass.

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