Let’s say the Gracie’s train a chimp BJJ to a blue belt level. Chimp has learned to not foul in anyway and only do BJJ.. He get a bowl full of bananas if he wins so he’s highly motivated to win. Can be Gi or no Gi.
Gi - 25% chance i win.
No Gi - 2% chance i win.
No such thing as a blue belt level chimp lol.
I can take it if muzzled, declawed and 3rd hooks not allowed.
Sink in your banana hook
Wait so in this scenario the chimp will not break the rules of BJJ?
That chimp is fucked if he can’t bite or scratch me or disembowl me with it’s back legs, and has to win by sub.
I win 100% of the time. Mass is much harder to deal with than strength and humans are absolutely better in the cardio department.
Chimp gets swept eventually and pinned until it’s gassed and then arm triangled. Probably takes me 30 minutes.
The chimp would rip our arms out of their sockets
WFA , You New Here TD ? LOL
I would fuck that chimp
Roll with a chimp? My god this wrist control!
Chimps are reportedly 1.5 - 3x stronger on average than a human, have 5x the average grip strength and are wild fucking animals. FWIW John Danahee said a chimpanzee would “absolutely” destroy Gordon Ryan 1000 times out of 1000.
Pan all bolls
Hell no a chimp would definitely chimp out and demolish me
Pussy doesn’t even train rear delts.
Me by omoplata.
I don’t care how strong you are if you’re 140 and have short legs you get swept and pinned and you ain’t choking me if you never learned how to choke someone.
Now if it can do literally anything that’s illegal I die lol.
Yeah but I think John was talking specifically about just a fight to the death. A chimp that is only operating within the rules of a grappling sport is a much different animal.
Anyone thinking they could beat a chimp has never seen the damage an angry chimp can do.
