I have a problem with impulse purchases. If I see weird food at the grocery store, I’m buying it. And I’ll take pictures of it, consume it, and share it here.
Those motherless fucks at Alta banned me and purged the original thread.
So, starting where those punk ass bitches begat from cunting whores cut me off, ahem:
Melinda’s ghost pepper steak sauce. It’s the best steak sauce I’ve ever had.
Melinda don’t fuck around. It’s spicy and delicious. I will always have a bottle of this on hand. You should too, unless you’re still transitioning from wimp 2 warrior.
It’s nothing to seek out, but it wasnt bad at all. If I ever run across one again ill pick it up and keep it on the “in case of democrat leadership” shelf with the spam.
I put whatever’s on hand in cottage cheese. Always fresh black pepper, but sometimes cherry tomatoes, sometimes homemade pickled jalapenos, canned salsa, olives…
The original thread had all kinds of weird shit, like fish and mozarella corn dogs.
Ive posted 2 so far in this new one: a public service announcement regarding the best steak sauce in the world, and a whole chicken in a can. I’d say #2 qualified as “weird”.
Mark Twain called it “the most delicious fruit known to men.” I wouldnt go that far, but was quite good and better than many of my weird food adventures (RIP old thread).
Mine looked like this (I forgot to take pictures):
It was delicious! Apparently the taste varies widely by “strain”/region. Mine was like a sweet apple/pineapple/pear. Others compare it to banana, papaya, peach, mango, and even bubblegum. Mine was barely ripe and very sweet.
The seeds are a plenty, and inedible (toxic I believe). Theyre easy to remove, but there’s enough of them that it was slightly annoying, and perhaps deterring combined with the price. Mine was $11.change.
Mine was firm, but with a few soft spots. The soft spots were divine. When I get another one, I’m gonna let it go mushy before I eat it. Those bites were like sweet fruit custard. Like this:
The price is a killer unless you’re OG rich like me. And the seeds are annoying, but not, like, pomegranite annoying. Theyre just not all in one spot so you cant seed them all in one shot. Anyway, I will do it again.
6.7/10. Score will go up I’m sure when I let it ripen further.
It’s like a dense sponge that smells like an apple and tastes like the honey i cooked it with. Will not buy again unless its for a recipe. I didnt know this existed until a few days ago when i saw it in the store.
These are awesome. Dunno why i never tried em. Pure protein. No fat, which is why im eating them now (gallbladder gave up).
I really like them. I thought they would be thin and fragile. Theyre not. Theyve got some spring in them which provides an interesting texture. Theyre just perfect. 5/5
Love these when I’m doing keto. My only complaint is that they’re TINY. They come in a huge bag that makes them look bigger, but they’re really small, and expensive.
I’m not knocking them. They’re far, far better than those bland ass keto tortillas. I like how fluffy they are, and they don’t overwhelm with egg taste (even though I love eggs). But almost a dollar each, that’s expensive.
I usually add lettuce, cheese, Italian dressing/vinaigrette, Italian seasoning, black pepper, banana peppers, ham, salami, and pepperoni cold cuts.
