Smartest MMA fighter of all time?

The one who fought the least and made the most money.

Fighting costs you grey matter,

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hahahhahhahaha see todays thread on UG

Most of his peers in that profession believe in 72 genders, fuck students and think borders are racist.

Maybe we give him a little too much credit for that…

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Brian Stann was a Captain in the Marines and left his UFC commentary gig right around 2019 to become an executive in a real estate investment group. The timing of that career move was genius LOL, right before the housing boom

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Joe Lauzon

Majored in computer science IIRC

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Brock?

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cm punk GIF

Cm punk took the Least amount of damage and trained for less time than almost anyone

And made way more than he should have

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Yeah, doesn’t seem like the brightest move for a surgeon to fight mma - his hands will get smashed as well as his brain

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I thought of him but didn’t know how much he made

Gotta be Conor, right?

A couple knockouts, and he talked himself into half a billion dollars.

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Josh “The Dentist” Neer should be in the running since he apparently got through dental school.

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If I’m remembering correctly, he made $500k for his first fight.

That’s good work if you can get it.

Have to include the Smartest and Baddest Man from the mean streets of West Linn, Oregon. Chael Patrick Sonnen.

“At the University of Oregon, Sonnen earned NCAA Division I All-American honors, was a two-time PAC-10 runner-up, was a silver medalist at the 2000 Greco-Roman World University Championships, and was a two-time Dave Schultz Memorial International Greco-Roman winner. He graduated from the University of Oregon in 2001, with a Bachelor of Science degree in sociology.”

And for The Ladies:

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Dr. Carlos Newton

Luke Cummo.

So intelligent he learned he could thrive off eating dirt and piss. Impressive imo.

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Is it that impressive? There’s a billion people in India who say otherwise

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Tito invented new way to take lids off things

Tito seems to be doing good at his Taco place, it’s been open for 2 years now.

Good reviews, sounds like he’s there a lot in person asking for feedback from customers and hosting fight nights:

Heyo, who would be down to go watch a fight at Tito’s and call him FUTA1?

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You are also a racist pedo

Strange Brew

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